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During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why can I not have a penis.
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this.
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Domino's Pizza: 1-800-903-1151
Just in case. You never know who might need it.
Me when I was 12: lol whu invented spellin dis is so much easier lol brb bak hru???
Me when I was 14: Fucking hell, stop spelling like fucking illiterate retards. It's not that hard.
Me now I'm 16: lol nope back 2 spelling like this lol too lazy 4 life lol sup
either my little sister needs to stop looking over my shoulder or people need to stop reblogging porn.