I had a dream that I asked John lennon if I could suck his dick. What the fuck is wrong with me?
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
“what college do you wanna go to???” “what do you wanna be when you grow up???” “how many kids are you gonna have??” “do you have a boyfriend yet??” “did you make any friends yet???” “what are your grades like now????”
therelevantwallflower: narcissismrocks: breadstickfanclub: The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S. OH GOD THAT’S TERRIFYING crying