May 2012
110 posts
I had a dream that I asked John lennon if I could suck his dick. What the fuck is wrong with me?
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
“what college do you wanna go to???”
“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”
“how many kids are you gonna have??”
“do you have a boyfriend yet??”
“did you make any friends yet???”
“what are your grades like now????”
therelevantwallflower:
narcissismrocks:
breadstickfanclub:
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
OH GOD THAT’S TERRIFYING
crying